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First of all, before I tell you about this movie, would somebody mind telling me what the hell is up with everything, including porn things, being given acronyms…okay MILF for Mother I’d Like to Fuck is funky cool and all that as well as having worked itself into an almost iconic acronym.  But GILFA on the other hand sounds like either something made by the United Nations or an International Golfing Tournament.  But okay I guess we can make an allowance for this one because GILFA stands for Grannies I’d Like to Fuck Anally, and I guess the acronym is a little less hair-raising to hear.

You hear a lot of people talk about how younger pregnancies and teen mothers are so tragic, sad, pick a negative adjective but I guess even if GILFA is not everybody’s cup of tea at least it shows that in the long run there can be at least one good consequence of younger mothers…younger grandmothers than there used to be.  The sex itself if you dig women in their late 50’s and older or if you follow the Frank Sinatra rule for a woman you don’t find fully desirable (putting a paper bag over her head) is surprisingly hot, but I guess that could be partly attributed to the fact that these women have probably not been laid like this in a long time.  These guys really seem to get off on the chicks being older, or maybe a lot could just be said for experienced skills cos they sure give them a pounding and reward them with some pretty heavy loads.  GILFA isn’t what I’m into for another twenty years or so, but in all fairness I will give it three solid cocks-up for being a solid porn movie.

Hey hey hey….Na Na Na Gonna have a good time…Hey hey hey…Bill Cosby, Fat Albert and the rest of the Cosby kids would have loved this movie as much as they love Jell-o Chocolate Fudge Pudding.  We’ve all heard the term ‘Big Black Mama’ and that’s what Black Chunky Chicks is all about…..pussy by the pound and chocolatey goodness a-round and a-round with a Vanilla twist in the middle as the second scene has a negress nympho getting her mouth and pussy crucified by a guy that looks like Jesus. (no not little baby jesus that Will Ferrel likes; I mean dirty hippy Jesus that Peter Fonda likes.)  Just like the Fat Albert show you also get to learn a lesson.  The lessons being a) a black slut is fun in bed (duh) and b) you can get more and deeper penetration action happening by using the bounce per ounce rule.

The first scene is definitely the hottest cos the black babe enjoying the fucking she is getting is totally a cock craver and also is one of those chicks that obviously loves getting off and showing off in front of a camera.  Also unlike the chocolate chicks in the other one she bares it all and gets off in flaunting what she has.  The other chicks while also hot and definitely slutty are too worried about covering their mid-riffs.  Cmon ladies….we arent blind, we can see that you are going to have big bellies from the shape of the rest of you and if you didn’t you would have a weird weird shape.  Also if you’re in a movie called “chunky anything” then obviously they didn’t care about the extra plumpness in the middle so strip down…let it all out…and totally show off what you have cos it’s part of what the audience wants to see…the more nudity the better.  Black Chunky Chicks is decent jackoff material if you dig the big tits or the big babes or just the inter-racial aspect; genuine ghetto booty here so Three fat cocks-up for Black Chunky Chicks.

Page Morgan and her boyfriend have money problems, plain and simple. I knew this because a friend of mine is a huge gossip. Yes it’s a little on the gay side for a dude but whatever. He helps me find potential girlfriends to fuck and I give him a cut. So I heard from my buddy that this dude has a super hot blonde girlfriend named Page. The dude is a painter so we thought, let’s have him over to paint a wall or 2 while his girlfriend cleans my house. God we are brilliant! The next day I hear a rap at my door. There stands hottie Page and her toolish boyfriend. He with his paint supplies, her with a bucket of cleaners. I almost busted out laughing. I grabbed my video camera and told the couple I was taping in order to make sure the job gets done. LOL. Finally after about 20 minutes of zooming in on her sweet ass, I broke down. I walked over to her boyfriend, offered him 2000 dollars to fuck his girl while he sat in the corner and watched. Well, he was not pleased, at first. After I waved the dough in his face, he called Page over and gave her the run down. Next thing I know, Page is on her knees sucking the skin off my dick. Check out the FULL DOWNLOADABLE movie ONLY at XXXProposal.com!

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Get your rain-slickers and gum-boots or hip-waders on before you come along any further on this review…Arrr there be big wet waves and torrid typhoons ahead matey. Goosh & Gush is one of the hottest and wettest squirting movies I’ve seen. The chicks are not the hottest but the gushing orgasms make up for it. There is just something extra hot about a slut that cums so hard and lets it all out when she cums so that she squirts as hard and as far and as soaking as any guy splooging his load.

My only problems with this film were firstly that it’s just too short. If you get some sluts as hot for cock and fucking and cumming as these chicks are for gods sake milk it for all you can and let them cum over and over again…multi-orgasmic capabilities = let them have multiple orgasms. Secondly they were not that hot…there are plenty of hot looking chicks out there but like I said the wetness and intensity made up for these minor defaults and Goosh & Gush gets Three soaked pussyjuice covered cocks-up.

Obviously these incredibly dirty nasty super-sluts in Its Too Big were never told the title, cos even though the cocks that they take may be too big for your average White Angle Saxon Protestant homemaker wifey…they are the perfect size for these nasty nymphomaniacs and probably a couple of these extreme sluts could do with even a little bit more.  The producer of this movie is Wildlife Productions and they are very aptly named as this is some of the wildest most energetic porn I’ve seen lately.

The action in this movie is as lengthy as it is intense and these are sluts who KNOW they are sluts and obviously get off on showing us just how nasty they can be.  Its Too Big doesn’t limit itself to only one category or niche either…inter-racial action, double penetration (and getting a DP from these cocks is a slamming experience that these sluts are going to continue to feel for a few days afterwards.  Also even though the babes in this movie are totally into cock and crave the big ones they are certainly not adverse to getting down and dirty with each other while taking turns riding on these humongous sausages and smoking these smokies.  If you like porn that’s intense and driven with a nasty full-on slutty overture then Its Too Big is a do not miss.  Four out of Five cocks-up from me…only thing they coulda done better would have been some gangbang action on these sluts with those huge fucksticks.

Yo quiero Taco Bell…or at least these Taco Bellas.  These Sizzling hot mexican milf sluts get double stuffed with beef by their cabana boys and I bet if the Mexican Tourism Board got knowledge of these babes they could use them to advertise a very fun reason to get a helluva lot more of the tourism traffic heading to Mexico instead of Jamiaca and Cuba to unleash their hedonistic desires.  As you can see D.P Mamacitas 2 definitely hit the right spots with me scene to scene and helped me mix up some of my own salsa if ya know what I’m saying.

So much third world porn falls short on the sexuality meter as so many of the actresses look like they are just not into it, or faking being into it, or obviously only agreeing to it so they and their families can eat.  Not so for the sluts in D.P Mamacitas 2 (another movie that makes me want to hit the archives and look for D.P. Mamacitas 1 as well as hope for numbers 3 and 4 and more) who obviously love cock and appreciate the fact that they are getting to experience 2 well hung ones and get their asses spread wider than if they had Montezuma’s revenge and pussies filled until these chicks just become moaning sex crazed sluts…just the way I like em.  D.P Mamacitas 2 is guaranteed splooge shooting material and a movie that will last for more than a few jack-off sessions, therefore it gets a rare five out of five cocks-up.

Billy and I were driving Max back from Band Camp. Yes that tool goes to Band Camp. Anyways we pulled along side a car and heard a couple in heated argument. The wife was screaming at her husband saying all sorts of shit. The husband kept on saying, she is just a friend. We all know that’s never the case. Billy decided to jump out of the car to ask the wife if she wanted a little pay back. The wife basically told us to fuck off while the husband yelled at us to shut down that fucking camera. After a few more minutes of getting bitched at, Billy finally spoke up and said he was a pornstar and wanted to fuck his hot wife. The wife, Winter Skye, said oh hell yeah, while the husband said fuck no. Winter didn’t care, she jumped out of her car and into ours. We sped off with the husband hot on our trail. Once we made it back to the studio, we hustled Winter inside, tried to lock out the husband but he came barreling in. That’s when he saw his wife, on her knees, sucking off Billy’s huge cock. DOWNLOAD the full movie to see the priceless reaction of her cheating husband ONLY at PleaseBangMyWife.com

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Billy and I were driving Max back from Band Camp. Yes that tool goes to Band Camp. Anyways we pulled along side a car and heard a couple in heated argument. The wife was screaming at her husband saying all sorts of shit. The husband kept on saying, she is just a friend. We all know that’s never the case. Billy decided to jump out of the car to ask the wife if she wanted a little pay back. The wife basically told us to fuck off while the husband yelled at us to shut down that fucking camera. After a few more minutes of getting bitched at, Billy finally spoke up and said he was a pornstar and wanted to fuck his hot wife. The wife, Winter Skye, said oh hell yeah, while the husband said fuck no. Winter didn’t care, she jumped out of her car and into ours. We sped off with the husband hot on our trail. Once we made it back to the studio, we hustled Winter inside, tried to lock out the husband but he came barreling in. That’s when he saw his wife, on her knees, sucking off Billy’s huge cock. DOWNLOAD the full movie to see the priceless reaction of her cheating husband ONLY at PleaseBangMyWife.com

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When we’re younger we’re told not to play with our food cos we don’t want to make a mess…well these twenty-two chicks (yep, twenty-two!) were either never taught that (and from the looks of some of them I can easily believe that) or simply don’t care, cos in Cum Swappin Headliners 3 every mouthful is a source of fun and additional sluttiness. Spitting cum in each others mouths…sliding cum-covered tongues between their lips to share each load, and making sure each chick has a taste to savor after all the hard work they put into making their bounty. Watching these sluts sucking, licking, squeezing and pumping their way to the delicious fruits that await them is more than enough to get your cock rock hard, and with the action overflowing in this movie you’re probably gonna cum more than once…I know I did.

Two sluts, one cock and a whole lot of cum being traded is the basic storyline for each of the ten (yep I said ten) tantalizing scenes that make up Cum Swappin Headliners 3, and man do these babes love swirling cum in their mouths. The producers of this movie think the same way I do…and I like that…keep the intro’s short and the action long hot and heavy, and they deliver a scorcher of a movie featuring some incredibly oral nympho negresses who know exactly how to work a cock with their mouths and hands for maximum satisfaction and cumshot. The chicks in the movie make up for their somewhat homely looks by brimming over with sexual heat, and man does this movie heat up to infernal temperatures. Cum Swappin Headliners 3 delivered hot action (and lots of it) and a messy ending to each scene, and earns itself four solid cocks-up for it’s efforts. I’ll have to take a look for more titles in the Cum Swappin Headliners series to review in the future.

Whoever said says life ends at 40 hasn’t met or seen the women in Masturbating Mamas.  These are prime sluts who have made up in experience for whatever hotness time took from them.  None of the camera-shyness or halting awkwardness to the flow of the movie that is so common amongst so much amateur porn, whether it’s handling each other or just playing by themselves these mid-aged nymphos have still got the curves in all the right places and really know how to use them.  To make it even better they are noisy as can be when they cum and aren’t afraid to let their freak-flag fly as they drive each other and themselves into orgasmic overload.

While the market of 20somethings in porn is overflooded and the market of 40+ is often filled with some pretty homely beasts that are more likely to traumatize your eyes and cock than make you cum, and the amateur porn market is mostly digi-cam shot crap with zit faced chicks and dorky small dicked dudes; Masturbating Mamas is a breath of fresh air and something that you can enjoy no matter what your taste in porn.  Do you like a bit of foot fetish fun ?  It’s got it.  What about Big tits, masturbating chicks plunging toys and fingers hard and fast while they cum ?  It’s got that too.  How about a super hot milf fucking the heel of her SHOE till she has a rocking orgasm ?  Well believe it or not it’s even got that.  Masturbating Mamas is a blast to watch and certain to send a blast of cum out of your cock…sure did mine!  I give it 5 rock hard cocks-up and hey you casting porn people…go find some more slut milfs like this!