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People so often equate sex with romance and lust with love.  Usually those same people believe that women don’t like porn and for them to enjoy it the porn has to be soft and sensuous…I have news for you.  If a chick indulges her down and dirty pervo impulses…watchout.  They get far wilder than guys, just check the aftermath of any ladies night or ask a male stripper if you don’t believe me.  Romantic Movie caters to those neanderthal beliefs that restrain the sexual revolution from achieving the wanton levels of carnal enjoyment society should have.  By the end of the movie, it hadn’t changed my perception of it.

On with the show…as everyone knows I despise storylines in porn since usually they waste our time which could be spent watching some hot sex.  Romantic Movie takes this time wasting to a whole new level.  Sentimental mush and porn go together like Hindus and Roast Beef sandwiches, they they think combining them in this movie then made matters worse by trying to add humor.  Maybe they forgot that porn actors and actresses aren’t really actors and actresses…meaning they can’t act.  The jokes fell more limply than my cock.
Sure the chicks were hot but there’s lots of good porn with hot chicks, so don’t waste time on this one.  Zero cocks up for Romantic Movie and remember, chicks dig hardcore as much as we do.

Everybody digs amateur porn, and everybody digs watching some nappy-headed nympho negresses getting down and dirty and showing what sluts they are, as well as showing off to the white chicks what big cocks their dudes have for them to fuck and suck.  So you would think that Hip Hop Divas Orgy would be a for sure favorite getting an awesome review, telling you how hot it is and how you’re gonna cum over and over watching it repeatedly until your media player begs you to stop…yeah well it’s also nice to think that if you rub on a lamp a genie will pop out and that Santa flies around the world every Christmas, because the truth is that Hip Hop Divas Orgy is not worth your time…

Why would I give a horrible review to a movie that has the pre-requisistes for awesome porn ?  I mean you have total nympho slut chicks, tons of fucking, tons of sucking, orgasmic toy action…so what went wrong?  First of all, as any slut will tell you, one of the main pre-requisites for an orgy is a cock for them to enjoy.  Well this orgy didn’t have one single dude to enjoy this hot chocolate action.  Next, I haven’t seen anything this grainy since I walked down the cereal aisle at the organic foods store, and if you full-size this movie it’s as grainy as a cheap-ass webcam with a good connection (translation = you can’t see a fucking thing literally).  Lastly, I know that these are ghetto girls, and between the way they talk and the way they act, it’s obvious they were likely picked off of the street for their roles…so what the hell is up with calling them Divas ? Or perhaps if you live in the ghetto and you own a clean white shirt and a clean nappy for your head, that counts as a Diva.  I know I said lastly, but I also have to bitch about the length of this movie…or maybe I should be grateful it ended so quickly.  No cocks-up (just a limp dick begging me to go look for another movie) for Hip Hop Divas Orgy.

Welcome to the wonderful world of the weird, wacky and bizaare. In short, this is a very apt title for a very strange movie; A Fairy’s Tale. Produced by Totally Tasteless Video (which totally gives you a major hint before you even start watching this flick that it’s gonna be fucked up) this movie may have a storyline, but it’s so farcical that it evades my regular rant about storyline’s being stupid and instead earns a commendation for providing an amusingly refreshing variance from the usual porn I watch and enjoy. Now admittedly this is far and away different from my regular viewing schedule, but every now and then you
have to spice things up a little, and with five decently lengthed scenes to jack it to, featuring some scorchingly sexy women, I wasn’t disappointed with my choice.

We start off with a scene of opulence and a horny blonde being fucked hard by her long-haired stallion of a partner. The sex is intense and the orgasms are spectacular in both sound and vision. The second scene initiates us into the freakshow of A Fairy’s Tale with the first appearance of Gidget the Midget, yep that’s her name. She’s short and kinda cute (though yeah she’s a midget) and she takes cock just as well as any full-bodied porn chick out there. The dude’s costume in this scene is laugh out loud funny and I can’t quite figure out if he’s a Jester or just has really bad style. Needless to say, the size and longevity of his dick makes up for his stupid costume. The rest of the five scenes in this outlandish porn flick take us through the familiar territory of our favorite Fairy Tales with a very sexual twist and even more medieval costumes, and of course, more Gidget. A Fairy’s Tale is a fun flick that will get your load off and make you laugh at the same time and so it gets a well deserved three cocks-up.

Every fetish that you can think of exists as a fetish for someone.  Some are pretty mild and some are pretty freaky and hardcore…some are hard to end up in situations where you can feed your fetish, while others are much easier.  For instance, you cannot go up to a bus-stop generally and ask some hot chick there to strangle you or piss on you.  Trying either of these would only feed your fetish if what you’re into is getting slapped in the face and having cops called on you.  Luckily for the people Smokin Hot was made for (although it boggles my mind that this is a fetish) it’s fairly easy to feed their fetish cos there’s always some hot chick smoking somewhere, and as long as the person watching her doesn’t whip his cock out, she probably won’t even notice or care…

Even though smoking isn’t a big turn on for me (which is a shame cos my woman smokes)  and if I could easily quit smoking I would,  the chicks themselves in this movie do live up to the title and I’m sure even non-smoking anti-smoking extremists  would not say no to shotgunning a blast of smoke from these babes.  Not only are the chicks super hot in Smokin Hot, but the movie itself is over an hour and a half long and you dont need to be all into smoking….all you need is an appreciation for nice tits and sweet hot pussy.  Personally I hardly noticed the cigarette in their hands…just when they inhaled I kinda figured they should have something bigger in their mouths.  Well after a few minutes each of these sluts definitely got to experience something bigger.  For the more extreme fans of this smoking craze there is one scene where this stunning big titted brunette chick actually fucks herself with a cigar…hopefully not cuban cos they dont want to get busted tho I dont know if fucking the cigar will get you the same penalty as smoking it.  Anyways the sex was hot and Smokin Hot gets four Marlboro-Man cocks up and delivers a smoking hot load.

They say that the rich are not like you and I.  Decadent Divas 24 shows once again that when it comes to rich pampered sapphic sluts, there’s one thing they definitely have in common.  They are consumed by their carnal orgasmic need to express their full all-out slutty love for pussy-on-pussy action, and they get together  for some super hot hole-filling leather and lace loving action.  I guess this is a motivational movie for what you can achieve if you are a hot lesbian who is willing to get married as a trophy wife…knock off your husband and then get down to fully enjoying your newfound riches with your neighborhood girlfriends who have done the same with their husbands.

There’s a variety of exotic and uniquely differing settings for each of the lush lesbo scenes; scenic mountain tops, raunchy stables, waterside mountain resorts and super posh bedrooms…exotically scenic settings for exotically scenic babes.  The action itself is super hot and just as varied as the scenery, including one super-hot borderline BDSM lesbian threeway with inter-racial action for added spice.  Now to my biggest problem with Decadent Divas 24…the chicks are lesbians.  Chicks as hot as the ones here should not be lesbians.  Lesbians should be like Rosie O’Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg…yknow those genderless (cos you don’t want to think of them naked) chicks who no-one will ever want to fuck anyway, NOT super-hot babes like this.  But lesbians or not, watching them work their magic on each other is a treat I will not soon forget…at least not until I watch Decadent Divas 25.  A very hard splooge-shooting four cocks-up for Decadent Divas 24.

Ashley Jensen’s boyfriend wants to sell his fucking trailer for 2 grand. Is he insane or what, that piece of trash will just get him some change. He was practically begging me to buy his house on wheels so that he can get an apartment for his showstopper girlfriend. I’m not really that cold blooded and in fact I want to help out this guy but of course there’s a catch. There’s no way I would buy that junk and to be honest her foxy girl struck me big time when I saw her. Since we were filming for our newest reality site I asked Ashley’s boy toy if it would be ok to film his girlfriend naked in exchange for cold cash. He was all cool with that but Ashley was thinking twice about this but they badly needed the place to stay in, so they accepted my xxx proposal. Off we went to the studio and there she grabbed my meaty stick and shoved it in her mouth, which I returned generously by ripping her bald moist pussy. Check out Ashley Jensen flashing a cool grand after a wild fucking blowout with me only here at xxxproposal.com

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Oh my…thith wath thuch an eye-popping movie…why am I lithping and talking like a thithy boy ? Cos that’s the type of guy who is most going to appreciate this movie.  Bi Group Sex Club is the type of movie that shows sluts are not limited to only one gender. Just as there are slutty chicks who are hot enough to go down on whatever cock or pussy is in front of them…there are also guys with the same overwhelming sex-drive and even though I’m not a thithy boy I can see that pure sluttiness is incredibly hot and these actors and actresses are better off spending their time in front of a camera making movies like this for us to enjoy instead of whining about horrible it is to have sex all the time at a sexaholics anonymous meeting…what the hell is up with those people anyway, how the hell can anybody bitch about having too much sex ?

Not only is Bi Group Sex Club a tribute to the pure slutty nature of some people…both dudes and chicks, but each scene is overflowing with these all-out sluts.  Scene to scene these dudes and chicks hook up in physics defying geometric shapes as they connect pussy to cock to cock to pussy and so on.  Not only this but the international feel is boggling since it shows that sluts are all over the world, guys and chicks.  The second scene has this blonde chick doing a white guy, a black guy and an asian guy who are also all doing each other…can’t get much more inter-racial than that unless you throw in a redskin.  For the most part even though these dudes are also going down on cock they certainly enjoy pussy and basically don’t seem gay as much as they just seem like total sex-fiends.  This is one of the more original movies that I’ve seen and straight or bi the heat from watching a room full of this many slutty people sizzles and Bi Group Sex Club gets a very solid geometrically whacked four cocks-up.

Bethany Sweet contacted the crew over at PleaseBangMyWife.com since her sex life with her husband of over 10 years was starting to get stale. They dabbled in threesomes but never had another mans cock inside is wives pussy. Her husband was more than game to see his mature wife get drilled by only the best. The best to him was Billy. He personally requested that big cock. The day of the shoot arrived. The couple was super excited. Once Billy arrived on set Bethany tore her clothes off, dropped to her knees and deep throated his monster dong while her husband beat off in the corner. Billy tore that MILF pussy to shreds while her husband cheered us on from the sidelines. Watch the FULL movie plus 1000’s more ONLY at PleaseBangMyWife.com

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Bethany Sweet contacted the crew over at PleaseBangMyWife.com since her sex life with her husband of over 10 years was starting to get stale. They dabbled in threesomes but never had another mans cock inside is wives pussy. Her husband was more than game to see his mature wife get drilled by only the best. The best to him was Billy. He personally requested that big cock. The day of the shoot arrived. The couple was super excited. Once Billy arrived on set Bethany tore her clothes off, dropped to her knees and deep throated his monster dong while her husband beat off in the corner. Billy tore that MILF pussy to shreds while her husband cheered us on from the sidelines. Watch the FULL movie plus 1000’s more ONLY at PleaseBangMyWife.com

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This is a movie about what would happen if there were a jailbreak in Southern Florida and the inmates escaped and holed up (very literally holed up) in an Amish town in Pennsylvania. They would redefine the Hershey chocolate industry as shown in Bang My White Tight Ass 7, plowing these tight white sluts asses, stirring up the chocolate with their chocolate sticks and making them beg for more. Personally though, following this theme I also think they should have included a cuckold boyfriend or husband for these white chicks to get the creamy cock from their woman’s ass smeared on their faces like an ice-cream cone just like in Witness.

Well, even though this wasn’t a movie about a bunch of black inmates holed up in an Amish town, the black on white ram and jam action with these white sluts and huge black dicks was just as good as if it had been. As usual the Amish don’t know what they’re missing. Bang My White Tight Ass 7 doesn’t waste a lot of time setting up an idiotic scene, it’s pretty much full-on get together and get it on sex from scene to scene with chicks that obviously love cock and aren’t disappointed by the packages these niggaz delivaz. Once again though, I am disappointed that the makers of this movie totally under-utilized the talent they had on hand because these chicks could surely have taken more than just one cock each and it’s not like they couldn’t have found more than one black dude to bang these chicks…like go to any urban area, find some black dudes on a basketball court and say, “Hey, do any of you guys wanna bang this hot white slut?” …instant line-up. So, great movie but next time let’s get some gangbang action happening. Three very solid cocks-up for Bang My White Tight Ass 7.