August 21st, 2008
Suffering Sucotash…Seven Sizzling Saphic Sluts a’Slurping…If you dig chick on chick on chick on chick party action, and by party action of course I mean orgy action. (and if you don’t dig it what the hell are you surfing porn for…go to disney or something instead) This movie is chicks enjoying their bodies with each other in threesome after threesome…five scenes…that equals fifteeen hot sluts getting it on with each other. How can you go wrong with a formula like that ? Obviously you can’t and Pussy Playhouse 9 delivers jackoff scene after jackoff scene with this stacked deck of sluts.

Generally you hear that if you get three chicks together it doesn’t take long for the catfighting and snide comments to start as they backstab each other showing that two’s company three’s a crowd applies to chicks more than anyone. I guess the babes in Pussy Playhouse 9 never heard that they are supposed to act that way cos within minutes of the film starting rolling they get up-close, naked, wet and wanton. The sensational squirting excitement of this movie will keep you up rock solid until you shoot. Even though there’s no cock to pound their pussies; the size of some of those toys they use would give almost any guy penis-envy (or is that toy-envy?). One scene has a particularly hot inter-racial threesome cos the contrast of the silky ivory sluts sinuously moving in time with their chocolate skinned playmate just adds that extra sizzle. Watch this one. It’s a keeper. Four splooge spraying cocks-up for Pussy Playhouse 9
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August 20th, 2008
Gender Benders and Gays with Tits….thats what this movie is about. I often laugh when I see posts by people saying “It doesnt mean you are gay if you have another guy suck your cock” or “It doesnt mean you’re gay if you fuck some other guy in the ass cos you are the one doing the fucking” or in this case “Im not gay…I don’t do guys I do She-males and Trannies” Get over it guys…if this is your scene you are at least bisexual if not gay, after all you’re seeking cock not pussy and not even hermaphrodites. But whether it’s gay, bisexual or straight…sexuality and sluttiness play the most important part in any porn for deciding whether it’s hot or whether it’s not and appropriately Young Tender Trannies 9 is a mixed bag.

The thing that really surprises me in this movie is that in a couple of the scenes these shemale’s tits don’t even really get any attention paid to them at all. To my figuring if you aren’t going to play with the tits you may as well just get it on with some shaved long haired hippy and have him suck your cock…same diff…I mean thats the point of them being shemales isn’t it ? The sexual energy in the third scene is enough to get anyone off tho…male, female, straight, gay, or bi. These two performers obviously love sex and love getting it on in front of the camera and even tho the shemale isn’t really a chick she/he has one of the sweetest curvy little asses I’ve ever seen and if I didn’t know there was a cock up-front I would want a piece of it too. Three jackable cocks-up for Young Tender Trannies 9…one of the only straight porn movies I’ve reviewed without any chicks in it but a heaping helping of sluts anyways.
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August 18th, 2008
Rock Hard 4 is a movie that pays homage to Nature’s Viagra…’Sluts’. Let’s face it…a lot of chicks may look all playboy bunny hot on the outside but in bed they are such frigid kittens that unless you haven’t gotten any in a long time it’s not going to be something that will get you off to any great degree….yknow the ones who just lay there silently…or for some reason figure that even though no one is around they have to whisper if they talk while fucking…or wrap their lips around your cock and then dont really do anything with their mouth other than have it be a hole for you to fuck…not a turn-on. The Super-Sluts in this movie would be able to get Stephen Hawking hard as a rock.

Ever watch a Nascar Race or Stunt Plane competition ? If so you know what I’m talking about when I say that those drivers and racers are almost bonded with their cars/planes…like an extension of their mind and body that they are as adept with as their own hands and feet. The chicks in this movie are the same kinda deal but with cocks….whether in the hand, mouth, pussy or ass they ride and move and suck and mindblowingly make the cock an extension of their desires…sluttiness at it’s finest is the trademark of this movie and I’m going to have to look for more in hopes that the rest of the series is the same…if so I see some ball draining reviews in the future. The latina lovely in the third scene has one of the hottest threesomes I have ever seen…her love for cocks and sex and everything related apparent in the frenzied way she goes after these dude’s fucksticks and cum at the end. A Full-on five cocks up for Rock Hard 4
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August 17th, 2008
Okay I get the premise that when the cat’s away the pussy will play, and the whole thing about naughty nympho’s left home alone etc, but many of these chicks are hot enough that my big question is, why the hell are they home alone…oh, except for one of the girl-on-girl scenes that comprise the last third of the movie where the chicks weren’t good enough looking to take out anywhere (psst…avoid scene seven). Girls Home Alone 20 hasn’t got too much in your face hardcore action and strikes me more as a voyeur movie that could have been more exciting, but I guess by number twenty, some burn-out is expected.

They say that having an exploring mind when you are young will help to take you far out into the world as you get older. Based on that, the chicks in Girls Home Alone 20 are destined to go far indeed as they make their mark in sex-den after sex-den around the world…cos as far as exploring goes all the mountains, valleys and channels are wide open for exploration on these sluts. The sex itself was a lot more softcore than I like, but in most of the scenes (and God knows there’s a lot of them) the chicks are hot enough to add that extra bit of sizzle to the action themselves. The girl-on-girl stuff is quite hot in a couple scenes, but I also think they should’ve had their boyfriends coming over to drill them properly in a good hot threesome. Three semi-satisfied cocks-up for Girls Home Alone 20.
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August 15th, 2008
Every now and then you see bulletins and pamphlets for symposiums that illustrate the plight of people in small African nations, geared to make you feel bad for and empathize with our black brethren. Other times you see bulletins and pamphlets for symposiums that illustrate the plight of the black man in urban cities throughout America. I watch movies like Fuck It Like Its Hot 3 and I say what plight? Obviously these symposiums are total bullshit cos from what I see these black dudes are gifted with cocks that American white guys pay millions of dollars a year in the hopes of having yet never will, and add on to that all those sweet ebony sluts they get to fuck in this movie…I mean that’s a plight I wish I could have.

The sex in this movie was freakin out of sight. I can see why this series is a series…these are some nympho negresses that are as expert at sucking and fucking big black cocks as Chuck Norris. I mean I guess if you learn in the ghetto on these big monster cocks, it just makes you a total pro as you get older…and add to this the super hot contrast of those perfectly pink pussies all slick and shiny with wetness as they get pummeled by these big ebony fucksticks…fucking fantastic man! I personally don’t care too much whether the people I am watching fuck (or fucking) are black or white (just not yellow or green or purple) but the sex in Fuck It Like Its Hot 3 is hot enough that it guarantees you will shoot your load more than once, and gets itself a very solid four cocks-up.
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August 14th, 2008
Thank you Dairy Queen for giving us the term double dipping, or was it fundip candy that gave that to us?…anyways, whichever it was, the term invokes the images of summertime enjoyment and relief. The double dipping in Double Dip Her also gives us a hell of a lot of images of enjoyment and relief. The nasty slut factor of the chicks in this movie is off the meter as they show their eagerness to go down on these double dipped cones and the heat factor in this movie is just as off the meter as they are.

As I said a zillion times, and as anyone who watches porn knows, the secret to hot porn is in the sluttiness of the chicks. Female porn actresses come in three categories…first you get the junkies, alcoholics and asians who will do anything for a buck (yknow sucky sucky five dollar… ?). Then you have the stupid airheads who can’t do anything else with their head so they may as well get paid to be skull-fucked on film…then of course you have the true sluts who are doing what they love doing most (having sex and lots of it) and getting paid for it. Double Dip Her is completely stacked (just like the chicks in it) completely with the true slut kind of actress. In scene after scene these chicks show how much they love cock as they swallow it in each and every orifice that they can, and then do a round robin as the cock circles back into each of the holes again…atm squared baby. Double Dip Her is phenomenal jack-off material, gets a solid four out of five cocks-up, and I will keep my eyes open in hopes that it’s a series.
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August 13th, 2008
The chocolate honies in My Ass is Trippin are total nympho sluts who can’t get enough cock in their throats, pussies and asses…especially when it’s the tasty white manmeat they seem to enjoy so much doing the filling. This movie begins with one tasty big-titted black babe getting totally into and sucking down on two big white cocks at the same time. Opening real wide she sucks these cocks like there’s no tomorrow; licking and thrilling them before bending over and taking it hard in her pussy and finally her sexy booty gets a full, and deep, service.

My Ass is Trippin gives us five solidly jackable scenes to enjoy…each one featuring a new and hot nympho negress being pounded by at least one big thick white cock, sometimes two. The sex is super hot as these chocolate mamas reveal their wild slutty natures and spread their holes wide open so they can be thoroughly stuffed to capacity. The ebony lustre of these babes bodies is striking against the ivory whiteness of the meat they are fucking, and they lap up every inch of that creamy goodness until the cum sprays all over them. Every scene features those bodacious black booties wiggling and jiggling their ass cheeks inviting some cock to plunge deep into their chocolate button for some pretty intense scenes. My Ass is Trippin kept my dick hard and retained my interest with the heat and sexuality of the players. A solid four cocks-up for those chocolate beauties who love to make their own oreo cookie pie.
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August 12th, 2008
Chubby Chasers…you know the good thing about chasing chubby chicks ? Because they are chubby, you don’t have to chase them very far, and when you catch them nature will take care of getting them to bend over so you can plow it on in. Every sane guy out there that likes porn…likes porn where the chicks have big hooters (just look at the success of the bar Hooters if you need proof). Seemingly fortunately due to advances in plastic cosmetology, big tits are now everywhere…I say seemingly because personally I don’t want to be playing with tits that go squeee squeee when you rub them, like latex. I want the real ones that go ba-ba-boomp ba-ba-boomp and smack you silly in the face. Fortunately Big Boob Chubby Chasers falls completely under the ba-ba-boomp category and is actually a pretty hot movie.

It’s been said that large women have large appetites…the second scene in this movie is by far the hottest and this slut’s sexual appetite is insatiable as she snorfles down on a couple decently hung cocks and rides them to full visual effects as her tits bounce up and down, up and down…the rest of the scenes are fairly standard porn but they still are worth watching simply for the sluttiness and curvaceous natural tits and asses for our appreciation in each scene. Three very solid cocks-up for Big Boob Chubby Chasers and next time you go to diss a chubby chick…save it for the ones with no tits.
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August 11th, 2008

I had just moved into the neighborhood when the welcome wagon stopped by in the form of a hot white chick and her huge black boyfriend. They lived next door to us which meant they both had plenty of cash to go around. I couldn’t help stare at his girlfriend. Trimmed, toned, long brunette hair with a perfect little ass. I had to figure out a way to get Elli Foxxx to fuck my stunt cock on film. Elli and her man had brought over cupcakes. I asked them to come in and chat for a few minutes considering the sweet gesture on her part. We talked about the weather and all mundane bullshit until Elli asked why I was filming their meeting. I smiled and told her it was in hopes that she would fuck this dude on film. Her boyfriend got all kinds of tude. I told him to slow his roll. I reached into my pocket, pulled out a thousand dollars cash and waved it in his face. He glared at me. Told his girlfriend to get moving. With that she stripped down to her thong panties, spread her creamy thighs wide and twitched and moaned while my stunt cock ate her tasty young snatch. Check out the FULL movie of Elli Foxxx getting drilled while her boyfriend watches ONLY at XXXProposal.com

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August 10th, 2008
A nymph is defined as one of a numerous class of lesser deities of mythology, conceived of as beautiful maidens inhabiting the sea, rivers, woods, trees, mountains, meadows, etc…well obviously this is a pretentious title for an otherwise unremarkable and very generic sex flick. To be honest I’m not even entirely sure that these girls are American. When I hear American Nymphette I picture some sweet succulent slut from America’s heartland craving that American beef. While American Nymphette 2 does have some truly hot chicks, it doesn’t live up to its name and has nothing special about it to define itself from any other porn, other than a pretentious title.

Don’t misunderstand me. There is definitely enough hot naked chicks sucking and fucking their night away that you will definitely be able to shoot a load while watching this movie. There are five scenes, which is good because a lot of the action in some of the scenes is rather dark, but if you keep one finger on the fast-scan button while your other hand is on your cock, the sizzling slut factor of these chicks is enough that it will keep you hard until you come across a scene that will work for you. Personally though, your time would be better spent picking through and watching one of the hotter movies I’ve reviewed and American Nymphette 2 gets two semi-hard cocks-up.
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